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The original message has been attached to this so you can view it or label similar future email. If you have any questions, see root\@localhost for details. Content preview: Sent from my iPhone Begin forwarded message: > From: Greg Poteete > Date: January 28, 2018 at 4:07:05 PM PST > Subject: An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. > > > > Sent from my iPhone > > Begin forwarded message: >> >> >> >> Sent from my iPhone >> >> Begin forwarded message: >> >>> >>> An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. >>> >>> >>> The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said,"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that, Doc?" >>> >>> The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. >>> >>> "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. >>> He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang.' Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. >>> >>> The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." >>> >>> The doctor replied, "My point exactly." >>> >>> [...] Content analysis details: (-98.8 points, 3.0 required) pts rule name description ---- ---------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -100 USER_IN_WHITELIST From: address is in the user's white-list 0.2 FREEMAIL_ENVFROM_END_DIGIT Envelope-from freemail username ends in digit (grp1[at]aol.com) -0.0 T_RP_MATCHES_RCVD Envelope sender domain matches handover relay domain 0.0 FREEMAIL_FROM Sender email is commonly abused enduser mail provider (grp1[at]aol.com) -0.0 RCVD_IN_MSPIKE_H2 RBL: Average reputation (+2) [204.29.186.16 listed in wl.mailspike.net] -0.0 SPF_PASS SPF: sender matches SPF record 1.5 KAM_MXURI URI: URI begins with a mail exchange prefix, i.e. mx.[...] 0.0 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message -0.5 BAYES_05 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 1 to 5% [score: 0.0343] 0.0 MIME_QP_LONG_LINE RAW: Quoted-printable line longer than 76 chars 0.1 DKIM_SIGNED Message has a DKIM or DK signature, not necessarily valid -0.1 DKIM_VALID Message has at least one valid DKIM or DK signature X-Spam-Flag: NO --Apple-Mail-895ED975-EFA4-47E4-8FAE-2C31A136CA8E Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Sent from my iPhone Begin forwarded message: > From: Greg Poteete > Date: January 28, 2018 at 4:07:05 PM PST > Subject: An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.= >=20 >=20 >=20 > Sent from my iPhone >=20 > Begin forwarded message: >>=20 >>=20 >>=20 >> Sent from my iPhone >>=20 >> Begin forwarded message: >>=20 >>>=20 >>> An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. >>>=20 >>>=20 >>> The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said,"Thing= s are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who i= s pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that, Doc?"=20 >>>=20 >>> The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a= story.=20 >>>=20 >>> "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never m= isses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurr= y, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he near= ed a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's ed= ge. >>> He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magni= ficent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as i= f it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang.' Miraculously, tw= o shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of th= at?" asked the doctor.=20 >>>=20 >>> The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else p= umped a couple of rounds into that beaver."=20 >>>=20 >>> The doctor replied, "My point exactly." >>>=20 >>>=20 --Apple-Mail-895ED975-EFA4-47E4-8FAE-2C31A136CA8E Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

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From: Greg Poteete <grp1@aol.com>
Date: January 28, 2018 at 4:07:05 PM= PST
Subject: An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his qua= rterly check-up.

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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarte= rly check-up.


The doctor asked him h= ow he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said,"Things are great and I've never= felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.&= nbsp; So what do you think about that, Doc?"The doctor considered= his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 

"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never miss= es a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, h= e accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a= lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.<= br> He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnifice= nt creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if i= t were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang.' Miraculously, two s= hots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?= " asked the doctor. 

The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumpe= d a couple of rounds into that beaver."&nb= sp;

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."


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