Return-Path: Delivered-To: joy@transocean.com Received: from vps.transocean.com by vps.transocean.com with LMTP id uBxMIFaQ3FpcRQAAInt2oQ for ; Sun, 22 Apr 2018 06:38:30 -0700 Return-path: Envelope-to: joy@transocean.com Delivery-date: Sun, 22 Apr 2018 06:38:30 -0700 Received: from mail-wr0-f196.google.com ([209.85.128.196]:39909) by vps.transocean.com with esmtps (TLSv1.2:ECDHE-RSA-AES128-GCM-SHA256:128) (Exim 4.89_1) (envelope-from ) id 1fAFCG-0004fC-OY for joy@transocean.com; Sun, 22 Apr 2018 06:38:30 -0700 Received: by mail-wr0-f196.google.com with SMTP id q3-v6so24152217wrj.6 for ; Sun, 22 Apr 2018 06:38:08 -0700 (PDT) DKIM-Signature: v=1; a=rsa-sha256; c=relaxed/relaxed; d=gmail.com; s=20161025; h=mime-version:in-reply-to:references:from:date:message-id:subject:to; bh=tA5SGRDkcH9GpQqJ+Tsh1/Qu4RTEW04lWxuJj+jS73c=; b=LOWBgTXOYQPk1Vq0WyCQKiAehsV6z6epFRZYKhcTNuHmwD3uO2pNF5ibbXt4FqYJWz dBQ/GSvDed5FKS1oJo59F5OWcNJ0jflyjZBSkIrnRJaby9JLLXIf/48TqRoCFXGJENy8 wpMXUKLXwRDBUG8x7MYM6We4gPpro8UEB6XnXeYdKrnxTuR1TD/Ouh6wlIo0oNA09FHO 67YazzEsYv8nL2+tjqlKeDWQ8xeoDxbvitum88gzIxeHshidv+O3YKGfxns9Me0rTbsH hFt/j+iWECByY2zxTSyeyhKdwRAhweHDKxgLtHKTzJuSKfb81ZzBDCiJ8P055dD26kLj BRDg== X-Google-DKIM-Signature: v=1; a=rsa-sha256; c=relaxed/relaxed; d=1e100.net; s=20161025; h=x-gm-message-state:mime-version:in-reply-to:references:from:date :message-id:subject:to; bh=tA5SGRDkcH9GpQqJ+Tsh1/Qu4RTEW04lWxuJj+jS73c=; b=LiC1gxeqA21RcUGRWlVTdnHv3CM/Qd0odY+1mjCXshUagUgX5WMstDKrNvJGWrCxfT /5eIuj3YR7K/P4EyhBFptarAua96dyyfLJBmCKmd3DgR5kXMbrJ5DtCtl13WRFSeU/5A ++nueuAydoZe6AAsdBekGJnz40gvdJa9qz9c5GM0uorVQAAhsrWi5gRAHbwdLQnw9k0K hCKVAqGHEyxyvoVIusYuQ6D+hmFiGWBu4atNPkmCF8s4qF8hbeIbMsvjQH/sqsBLMKm9 hpR+QvrKxAFPeW4ExTlGzG95X6tPNe5PCcaSdSgx0Hde3P18NElxNs+ysEqOEFxPXB+c gfiA== X-Gm-Message-State: ALQs6tAVW6BAAhNtVseqUr2eUeWtCz0TWeMVma+GiyXIqsGYbFkikJ0u w6wS1oj1/7h+osL9T3mnacY7fzrRgSbL+8V3XQA= X-Google-Smtp-Source: AIpwx49NlUOBz/kZwO4IC+yYU5+K/j5UgUz8hJv1iCTSsko69y3bVJkKR66+wX2SYsX4LmhpUDd+XLPw3aXReSjYA/s= X-Received: by 10.80.195.129 with SMTP id h1mr24276680edf.190.1524404267322; Sun, 22 Apr 2018 06:37:47 -0700 (PDT) MIME-Version: 1.0 Received: by 10.80.174.69 with HTTP; Sun, 22 Apr 2018 06:37:46 -0700 (PDT) In-Reply-To: <46D35CFB-1E70-43AF-BAEF-315C153644FF@aol.com> References: <9BF5AFFC-258C-4016-A297-63CB9F2E3E4C@verizon.net> <46D35CFB-1E70-43AF-BAEF-315C153644FF@aol.com> From: Matilda Sposato Date: Sun, 22 Apr 2018 09:37:46 -0400 Message-ID: Subject: Fwd: Ordering a pizza To: undisclosed-recipients:; Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="94eb2c1cd832d913cb056a700693" Bcc: joy@transocean.com X-Spam-Status: No, score=-99.0 X-Spam-Score: -989 X-Spam-Bar: --------------------------------------------------- X-Ham-Report: Spam detection software, running on the system "vps.transocean.com", has NOT identified this incoming email as spam. The original message has been attached to this so you can view it or label similar future email. If you have any questions, see root\@localhost for details. Content preview: *CALLER:* Is this Rosati's Pizza? *GOOGLE:* No sir, it's Google Pizza. *CALLER:* I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. [...] Content analysis details: (-99.0 points, 3.0 required) pts rule name description ---- ---------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -100 USER_IN_WHITELIST From: address is in the user's white-list -0.0 RCVD_IN_MSPIKE_H2 RBL: Average reputation (+2) [209.85.128.196 listed in wl.mailspike.net] -0.0 SPF_PASS SPF: sender matches SPF record 0.0 FREEMAIL_FROM Sender email is commonly abused enduser mail provider (tillies10541[at]gmail.com) 0.2 FREEMAIL_ENVFROM_END_DIGIT Envelope-from freemail username ends in digit (tillies10541[at]gmail.com) 0.8 BAYES_50 BODY: Bayes spam probability is 40 to 60% [score: 0.5000] 0.0 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message -0.1 DKIM_VALID Message has at least one valid DKIM or DK signature 0.1 DKIM_SIGNED Message has a DKIM or DK signature, not necessarily valid -0.1 DKIM_VALID_AU Message has a valid DKIM or DK signature from author's domain X-Spam-Flag: NO --94eb2c1cd832d913cb056a700693 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable *CALLER:* Is this Rosati's Pizza? *GOOGLE:* No sir, it's Google Pizza. *CALLER:* I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. *GOOGLE:* No sir, Google bought Rosati's Pizza last month. *CALLER:* OK. I would like to order a pizza. *GOOGLE:* Do you want your usual, sir? *CALLER:* My usual? You know me? *GOOGLE:* According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.*CALLER:* OK! That=E2=80=99s what I want =E2=80=A6 *GOOGLE:* May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust? *CALLER:* What? I detest vegetable!. *GOOGLE:* Your cholesterol is not good, sir. *CALLER:* How the hell do you know?! *GOOGLE:* Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. *CALLER:* Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol. *GOOGLE:* Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago. *CALLER:* I bought more from another drugstore. *GOOGLE:* That doesn=E2=80=99t show on your credit card statement. *CALLER:* I paid in cash. *GOOGLE:* But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement. *CALLER:* I have other sources of cash. *GOOGLE:* That doesn=E2=80=99t show on your last tax return unless you bought them us= ing an undeclared income source, which is against the law. *CALLER:* WHAT THE HELL?!!! *GOOGLE:* I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you. *CALLER:* Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me. *GOOGLE:* I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 months ago=E2=80=A6 --94eb2c1cd832d913cb056a700693 Content-Type: text/html; charset="UTF-8" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

CALLER:
Is this Rosati's Pizza? =C2=A0
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No sir, it's Google Pizza.
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CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number.= =C2=A0 Sorry.
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GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Rosati's P= izza last month.
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CALLER:
OK.=C2=A0 I would like to order a pi= zza.
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GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?<= br> =C2=A0
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
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GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data shee= t, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a= thick crust.CALLER:
OK! That=E2=80=99s what I want =E2= =80=A6
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GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you ord= er a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives
on a whole wheat gluten-free thin cr= ust?
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CALLER:
What? I detest vegetable!. =C2=A0
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
=C2=A0
CALLER:
How the hell do you know?! =C2=A0
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home = phone number with your medical records.
We have the result of your blood tes= ts for the last 7 years.
=C2=A0
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten = vegetable pizza!=C2=A0 I already take medication for my cholesterol.=
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GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not take= n your medication regularly.
According to our database, you only = purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once,
at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
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CALLER:
I bought more from another drugstore= .
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GOOGLE:
That doesn=E2=80=99t show on your cr= edit card statement.
=C2=A0
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
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GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash= according to your bank statement.
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CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.=
=C2=A0
GOOGLE:
That doesn=E2=80=99t show on your la= st tax return unless you bought them using
an undeclared income source, which i= s against the law.
=C2=A0
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL?!!!
=C2=A0
GOOGLE:
I'm sorry, sir, we use such info= rmation only with the sole intention of helping you.
=C2=A0
CALLER:
Enough already!=C2=A0 I'm sick t= o death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others.=C2=A0 I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no c= ell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to re= new your passport first.=C2=A0 It expired 6 months ago=E2=80=A6

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