Do You Have Bikini Shock?

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Magic cards are little windows into another world. That is their greatest storytelling strength. They let you explore countless different planes, they feature some of the most amazing modern art there is, and it???s obviously an incredibly fun game. But the focus on Planeswalkers is too heavy. Bear with me. I understand that they sell more, they make for very powerful cards, they push the needed fourth rarity and they have a face the player can identify with. WoTC have said they want to tie together the worlds a bit more, and they have clearly taken a lot of inspiration from the likes of the Avengers and such. But Magic isn???t a comic, or a movie. Magic doesn???t have the capacities to flesh out characters like Marvel does with tens of thousands of comics, featuring the main character in every second drawing.

10 of those cards show Chandra throwing fire, 2 additional cards quote her in the flavour text. How many more cards of Chandra throwing fire with a sassy flavortext are we going to get? Correct me if I???m wrong, but isn???t it boring after the third time? We are replacing 9 cards with potential to show us more of the world, 9 cards that could show how pain is afflicted or received there. Cards that could show the resurgence of repressed memories, unexpected loss, being confronted with your own physical limits, or even someone hitting a chair with their little toe. Instead it???s the same image of a girl with flaming hair.

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