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A supermarket customer complained that his bill was wrong. The assistant explained that a number of in-store discounts had been applied, hence the lower than expected bill. The customer would not accept this and insisted on speaking to the manager. Despite further explanation, the customer could not be appeased until it was accepted that he was right and ???allowed??? to pay the higher total. On receiving a call advising that her contact lens order was early and could be collected, the customer complained to the head office, suggestion that the ???overzealous??? ordering system was akin to high pressure selling. A television was returned because the picture was not clear. On being told he was required to protective film from the screen, the customer insisted that at no point during the sales process had he been told he???d be required to do this and insisted on a full refund, plus compensation for his wasted time.More: Doctor Jokes, Funny Stories A Fly-Killer???s Pickle My three-year-old daughter stuck out her hand and said, ???Look at the fly I killed, Mommy.??? Since she was eating a juicy pickle at the time, I thrust her contaminated hands under the faucet and washed them with antibacterial soap. After sitting her down to finish her pickle, I asked, with a touch of awe, ???How did you kill that fly all by yourself????